I should really get a new sence of humor really, i find too much lame stuff amusing!
I did my insane amount of posting so its everyone elses turn ... hmm, no tongue out smiley yet! thats ANOTHER bloody job to add to the last heh
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No-one has posted crap on here in some time so thought i would! This ones for you "Barry" (and cause Christmas is coming)
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite.
Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed? A: Because he had low elf esteem.
Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter ? A: Because it's to far to walk.
Q: What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time? A: Sandy Claus!
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Q: What was so good about the neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? A: It was wound up already.
It had to be done at some point
P.S. Is you Last name Scott Barry?
_________________ O would some Power the gift to give us, To see ourselves as others see us! It would from many a blunder free us, And foolish notion. - Robert Burns (Aahh so true)
Good good as long as someone liked them just thought I would just do my bit to add to crap
_________________ O would some Power the gift to give us, To see ourselves as others see us! It would from many a blunder free us, And foolish notion. - Robert Burns (Aahh so true)
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